Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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• Ambrose Bierce:

  Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes i

• Ambrose Bierce:

  Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.

• Ambrose Bierce:

  Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

• Ambrose Bierce:

  Doubt, indulged and cherished, is in danger of becoming denial; but if honest, and bent on thorough

• Ambrose Bierce:

  Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his c

• Ambrose Bierce:

  Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.

• Ambrose Bierce:

  Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.

• Ambrose Bierce:

  Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to

• Ambrose Bierce:

  War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

• Ambrose Bierce:

  Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.