Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

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• David Lee Roth:

  People ask me how far I've come. And I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage.

• David Lee Roth:

  The world's a stage, and I want the brightest spot.

• David Lee Roth:

  When you get something like MTV, it's like regular television. You get it, and at first it's novel

• David Lee Roth:

  Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

• David Lee Roth:

  A lot of rock bands are truly a legend in their own minds.

• David Lee Roth:

  The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit.

• David Lee Roth:

  Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos.

• David Lee Roth:

  You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention and sometimes somebody will throw a rock

• David Lee Roth:

  I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me.

• David Lee Roth:

  Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.