My biographer said that my parties reminded them of a vicarage tea party, with sex thrown in.

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• Cynthia Payne:

  I allowed the scriptwriter to come to my parties for research and it's a good thing he did otherwis

• Cynthia Payne:

  I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week.

• Cynthia Payne:

  Once the film came out everyone wanted me, including George Michael.

• Cynthia Payne:

  I always seemed to fall in love with policemen.

• Cynthia Payne:

  Every time we had a raid, I'd get a boyfriend out of it.

• Cynthia Payne:

  I'm glad I haven't married - I crave excitement.

• Cynthia Payne:

  If men want sex they'll find it.

• Cynthia Payne:

  Like I said in my election manifesto - why don't they legalise the whole thing and let people like

• Cynthia Payne:

  By 1980, when I came out of prison, The Sun did a campaign to stop putting vice girls in prison. We

• Cynthia Payne:

  It's been a rollercoaster life but it hasn't been boring.