My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

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• Willie Nelson:

  I just enjoy both working and not working.

• Willie Nelson:

  There are only so many notes so there must be only so many melodies.

• Willie Nelson:

  Sometimes there is a 36-piece orchestra going off in my stomach.

• Willie Nelson:

  Well the country songs themselves are three-chord stories, ballads which are mostly sad. If you are

• Willie Nelson:

  It doesn't hurt to feel sad from time to time.

• Woody Allen:

  The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

• Woody Allen:

  I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

• Woody Allen:

  I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

• Woody Allen:

  In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

• Woody Allen:

  The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have