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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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