My hobbies are playing piano and guitar, pining for girls, worrying about climate change, pining for girls, and the poetry of John Keats.

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• James Veitch:

  I just feel so upset when I think of all the lost years when I could have been doing stand-up gigs.

• James Veitch:

  I do bits about dating but mainly about what I did and how incompetent I am, not any genuine people

• James Veitch:

  You can succeed as a terrible director, but try doing that with stand-up: try being a terrible come

• James Veitch:

  I get a ton of scam emails. But instead of deleting them, I decided to hit reply.

• James Veitch:

  A lot of people see scammers as, like, just one guy in a basement with his computer, but actually,

• James Veitch:

  Some of the best scams that you get are the ones that pretend to come from friends of yours, becaus

• James Veitch:

  I remember it when I used to go out, I used to dress as Superman, but then I used to dress as Super

• James Veitch:

  Crazy stuff happens when you start replying to scam emails. It's really difficult, and I highly rec

• James Veitch:

  That's the worst health condition you can have, not being alive.

• James Veitch:

  I went to see my mother the other day, and she told me this story that I'd completely forgotten abo