Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.

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• Earl Wilson:

  Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

• Earl Wilson:

  Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

• Earl Wilson:

  A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

• Earl Wilson:

  Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.

• Earl Wilson:

  Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

• Earl Wilson:

  He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

• Earl Wilson:

  A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

• Earl Wilson:

  Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.

• Earl Wilson:

  To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

• Earl Wilson:

  A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.