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Steven Wright:
I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I'Steven Wright:
I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through eleSteven Wright:
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to tSteven Wright:
I don't feel that I'm explaining the world or teaching people anything. And I'm not trying to be aSteven Wright:
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was neveSteven Wright:
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.Steven Wright:
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build aSun Tzu:
Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories.Sun Tzu:
There has never been a protracted war from which a country has benefited.Sun Tzu:
Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then