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• Jeffrey Bernard:

  I enjoy doing nothing.

• Jeffrey Bernard:

  I don't remember ever being full of dislike and hatred for people, like some kids I've come across

• Jeffrey Bernard:

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• Jeffrey Bernard:

  Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a jo

• Jeffrey Bernard:

  Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory l

• Jeffrey Bernard:

  But you've got to have money for comfort, which obviously doesn't matter as much when you're young,

• Jeffrey Bernard:

  A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford because it

• Jeffrey Bernard:

  It's not name dropping, but not many people can say, like me, that they spent the day with the like

• Jeffrey Bernard:

  One of the things that goes with getting older is that one becomes more conservative - and I emphas

• Jeffrey Bernard:

  The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very