Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

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• Colin Mochrie:

  Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

• Colin Mochrie:

  The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people

• Colin Mochrie:

  The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a th

• Colin Mochrie:

  There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style

• Colin Mochrie:

  There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up.

• Colin Mochrie:

  This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

• Colin Mochrie:

  To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap

• Colin Mochrie:

  We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

• Colin Mochrie:

  We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

• Stephen Dillane:

  Am I melancholy? I certainly have moments. I like to think there's a capacity for joy as well.