People dream their whole lives of their Oscar speech; I dreamt my whole life of hosting the Oscars.

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• T. J. Miller:

  Hosting is a thankless job.

• T. J. Miller:

  Always farm fresh eggs, never store bought.

• T. J. Miller:

  Unfortunately, in the race to the most douchebaggery, Silicon Valley is fast in gaining on Hollywoo

• T. J. Miller:

  Is it possible to have negative self-awareness?

• T. J. Miller:

  I am trying to do comedy on every single medium. I consider myself a public servant.

• T. J. Miller:

  I have a tough time with stand-up because I am an improviser. I can riff; I can do crowd work, so I

• T. J. Miller:

  I listen to 'deep dish house'.

• T. J. Miller:

  My father is very dry and very quick-witted, and my mother is very silly. It was the perfect combin

• T. J. Miller:

  I'm a Nietzschean scholar. I've read an immense amount about nihilism and existentialism.

• T. J. Miller:

  Probably the only way Woody Allen and I are similar is that he has a lot to say about Nietzsche.