People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.

Next quotes

• Mort Sahl:

  Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the differe

• Mort Sahl:

  Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

• Mort Sahl:

  Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of

• Mort Sahl:

  I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

• Mort Sahl:

  If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

• Mort Sahl:

  I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to hu

• Mort Sahl:

  When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.

• Mort Sahl:

  I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

• Mort Sahl:

  I'm a radical, and I always have been.

• Mort Sahl:

  I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitaliz