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Jackie Mason:
I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.
Jackie Mason:
I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person win
Jackie Mason:
My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if
Jackie Mason:
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because
Jackie Mason:
I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosop
Jackie Mason:
My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.
Jackie Mason:
I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.
Jackie Mason:
If I'm a busboy in Philadelphia, then I have to be careful about what I say. But if I'm a public ty
Jackie Mason:
The truth is I'm not at all surprised of the longevity of my career. In fact, I would be surprised
Jackie Mason:
I am very proud of my career and that I've the health, thank God, to continue doing this for so lon
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Jackie Mason:
I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to.Jackie Mason:
I've been watching politics for 35 or 40 years and you just never know. You can have one person winJackie Mason:
My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or ifJackie Mason:
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny becauseJackie Mason:
I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosopJackie Mason:
My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.Jackie Mason:
I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.Jackie Mason:
If I'm a busboy in Philadelphia, then I have to be careful about what I say. But if I'm a public tyJackie Mason:
The truth is I'm not at all surprised of the longevity of my career. In fact, I would be surprisedJackie Mason:
I am very proud of my career and that I've the health, thank God, to continue doing this for so lon