Republicans are easy to make fun of.

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• Michelle Wolf:

  The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles.

• Michelle Wolf:

  We cannot forget about Rachel Maddow. She is the Peter Pan of MSNBC. But instead of never growing u

• Michelle Wolf:

  I don't want to be in a relationship for the same reason I don't want a kid: I don't want anything

• Michelle Wolf:

  The jig is up: I'm not a nice lady.

• Michelle Wolf:

  I am a feminist.

• Michelle Wolf:

  That's why we should respect people: not for how pretty they are, for how useful they are. What wou

• Michelle Wolf:

  We're never gonna have a nice lady run for president.

• Michelle Wolf:

  I straighten my hair very few times throughout the year, and it's only in the cold winter months be

• Michelle Wolf:

  There's something about us as stand-ups that when we're on our feet, we feel more in control of the

• Michelle Wolf:

  There's a lot of nuances to stand-up that you definitely see when you watch someone like Chris Rock