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• Anders Holm:

  The worst thing you can do to a Juggalo is not know about their weird subculture.

• Anders Holm:

  'Ders' is something I've been called since I was six by neighbors and stuff growing up.

• Anders Holm:

  I think 'Nathan for You' is a really funny show, along with 'The Grinder' and 'Baskets.' I really l

• Anders Holm:

  I'm pretty restless in bed, so I can lie there for a couple of hours and be like, 'Hey, that happen

• Anders Holm:

  Although the odds are you're not gonna get the acting job you go out for, it's easier to successful

• Anders Holm:

  I'm way more in my head acting than I am when I'm writing. So there's a weird love/hate on both end

• Anders Holm:

  A lot of people talk about J. Lo, Kim Kardashian, Nicki Minaj, but, like, dude butts are still here

• Anders Holm:

  I'm really just looking for an excuse to get in shape, so if someone could send me a role for a sup

• Anders Holm:

  I was born in the U.S., and that's who I rep. Although when the winter Olympics come around, I'm pr

• Anders Holm:

  Aaron Peirsol was the man. Ryan Lochte is also insane. Like, if Phelps wasn't around, we'd all be t