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So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are yo
So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are yo
So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are yo
So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are yo
So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are yo
So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are yo
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