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So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you
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