Choose quotes font
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it
Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it
Next quotes
Erma Bombeck:
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.Erma Bombeck:
Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifErma Bombeck:
There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she'Erma Bombeck:
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.Erma Bombeck:
Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.Erma Bombeck:
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dogErma Bombeck:
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed uErma Bombeck:
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.Erma Bombeck:
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.Erma Bombeck:
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.