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  Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you e

• Bob Uecker:

  Let's face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and

• Bob Uecker:

  The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

• Bob Uecker:

  When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dug

• Bob Uecker:

  When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.

• Bob Uecker:

  I didn't get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Phi

• Bob Uecker:

  The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bo

• Bob Uecker:

  Career highlights? I had two - I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundo

• Bob Uecker:

  How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up.

• Bob Uecker:

  You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year... unfortunately, I had been in the majo