Status is always ripe for satire, status is always good for comedy.

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• Stephen Colbert:

  My mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me

• Stephen Colbert:

  I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was

• Stephen Colbert:

  The interesting thing about grief, I think, is that it is its own size. It is not the size of you.

• Stephen Colbert:

  All I can do is today and tomorrow and have some idea of what we're doing next week. That's all I c

• Stephen Colbert:

  We have this idea in our minds that there's this separation of church and state in America, which I

• Stephen Colbert:

  I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stu

• Stephen Colbert:

  I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense o

• Stephen Colbert:

  I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assa

• Stephen Colbert:

  I deliver my Truth hot and hard.

• Stephen Colbert:

  I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.