Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

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• Mae West:

  Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

• Mae West:

  I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

• Mae West:

  He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

• Mae West:

  Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

• Mae West:

  Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

• Mae West:

  Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

• Mae West:

  An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

• Mae West:

  One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

• Mae West:

  The score never interested me, only the game.

• Mae West:

  The best way to hold a man is in your arms.