The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

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• Don Herold:

  There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

• Don Herold:

  There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.

• Don Herold:

  A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

• Don Herold:

  It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.

• Don Herold:

  Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

• Don Herold:

  Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

• Don Herold:

  Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

• Don Herold:

  Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

• Don Herold:

  Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

• Don Herold:

  It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.