The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'

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• Craig Kilborn:

  They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegg

• Craig Kilborn:

  John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'

• Craig Kilborn:

  The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.

• Craig Kilborn:

  I have a wonderful respect for old people.

• Craig Kilborn:

  I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.

• Craig Kilborn:

  I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.

• Craig Kilborn:

  I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.

• Craig Kilborn:

  It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.

• Craig Kilborn:

  I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern Calif

• Craig Kilborn:

  Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.