The greatest comedies that were made by anybody were made in two reels; I don't care who it was.

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• Hal Roach:

  Harold Lloyd was not a comedian. But he was the finest actor to play a comedian that I ever saw.

• Hal Roach:

  You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent.

• Hal Roach:

  The important thing, once you get 'em laughing, is to keep 'em laughing until you're through. With

• Hal Rogers:

  In my district, I know we have thousands of little creeks and streams, some of which only fill up w

• Hal Rogers:

  It seems the EPA has worked hard to devise new regulations that are designed to eliminate coal mini

• Hal Stratton:

  Back in the 1960s, the number of deaths each year from unintentional poisoning was 15 times greater

• Hal Stratton:

  Companies need to understand that the quicker they report product safety problems to CPSC, the quic

• Hal Sparks:

  I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

• Hal Sparks:

  It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

• Hal Sparks:

  Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.