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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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