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The status quo sucks.
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George Carlin:
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?George Carlin:
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.George Carlin:
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,George Carlin:
Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.George Carlin:
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.George Carlin:
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.George Carlin:
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'llGeorge Carlin:
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.George Carlin:
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