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George Carlin:
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the f
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I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask,
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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
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Religion is just mind control.
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster tha
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There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
George Carlin:
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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George Carlin:
Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fGeorge Carlin:
I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. MaybeGeorge Carlin:
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask,George Carlin:
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.George Carlin:
Religion is just mind control.George Carlin:
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.George Carlin:
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.George Carlin:
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster thaGeorge Carlin:
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.George Carlin:
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.