Usually, my favorite joke is whichever joke I most recently came up with that surprised me the first time I thought of it.

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• Demetri Martin:

  As a comic, I think I'm very verbally oriented about a lot of the stuff that I've written or though

• Demetri Martin:

  I was a good student when I was a kid, and I did everything I was supposed to do, and I got A's.

• Drew Barrymore:

  I never regret anything. Because every little detail of your life is what made you into who you are

• Drew Barrymore:

  I'm so in control of my life, you shouldn't dislike anything I do-because I'm not only in the best

• Drew Barrymore:

  At 35, I'm definitely starting to feel more like a grown-up than I ever have. There's nothing in my

• Drew Barrymore:

  I just want to make sure I have a sense of balance between work and life, because work is my life a

• Drew Barrymore:

  You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for y

• Drew Barrymore:

  I guess I do have a childlike sense of fun, and although I still have my dark days, I'm generally a

• Drew Barrymore:

  Becoming emancipated at 14, my life wasn't normal. I didn't have to go to school, so I didn't. I wa

• Drew Barrymore:

  It wasn't my choice to be an open book, but when people found out what my life was like when I was