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We put water down into the earth to push up gas, then we say, 'Ooh, we're having a water crisis.' T
We put water down into the earth to push up gas, then we say, 'Ooh, we're having a water crisis.' T
We put water down into the earth to push up gas, then we say, 'Ooh, we're having a water crisis.' T
We put water down into the earth to push up gas, then we say, 'Ooh, we're having a water crisis.' T
We put water down into the earth to push up gas, then we say, 'Ooh, we're having a water crisis.' T
We put water down into the earth to push up gas, then we say, 'Ooh, we're having a water crisis.' T
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