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When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever
When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever
When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever
When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever
When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever
When people look and decide they have nothing in common with me - I'm 43, balding, blond, whatever
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