Comedian Quotes and aphorisms about mouth Dan Mintz ,, Being offended is, in itself, an unpleasant sensation, just like pain in your mouth is an unpleasan... Hari Kondabolu Kate Clinton Maggie Rowe Mike Myers Milton Berle ,, Now a 'funnyman' can get a laugh before opening his mouth - looking funny. Lou Costello was one of ... Jim Jefferies ,, I can go into New York and sell out a theatre, but I didn't have to fight my way to get there: I wa... Jerry Lewis Sean Lock Stephen Colbert