P. J. O'Rourke quotes and aphorisms about government P. J. O'Rourke P. J. O'Rourke P. J. O'Rourke P. J. O'Rourke P. J. O'Rourke P. J. O'Rourke P. J. O'Rourke P. J. O'Rourke ,, If you ask the government to solve all of your problems, it's a bit like asking your wife to cook a... P. J. O'Rourke P. J. O'Rourke