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• Steven Wright:

  George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that

• Steven Wright:

  I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

• Steven Wright:

  I like to reminisce with people I don't know.

• Steven Wright:

  I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

• Steven Wright:

  Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

• Steven Wright:

  On the other hand, you have different fingers.

• Steven Wright:

  My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.

• Steven Wright:

  I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.

• Steven Wright:

  I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

• Steven Wright:

  I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.