Comedian Quotes and aphorisms about different Robin Williams Steven Wright Steven Wright ,, When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remembe... Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld P. J. O'Rourke P. J. O'Rourke Ron White Steve Martin Steve Martin ,, I wish I could do a lot of things different. I'm not going to tell you what they are, but if I had ...