Comedian Quotes and aphorisms about myself George Carlin Groucho Marx Steven Wright ,, I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person.... Steven Wright ,, I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral... Steven Wright Dave Chappelle Jim Carrey Jim Carrey Jim Carrey Jim Carrey