Comedian Quotes and aphorisms about people say Adam Conover Eddie Izzard Hannibal Buress ,, When people say, 'How did you start in comedy,' I say my family was kidnapped by ninjas when I was ... Robin Williams Joan Rivers Mitch Hedberg P. J. O'Rourke Steve Martin ,, No matter how many times people say it - 'Oh, I'm just writing this for myself' 'Oh, I'm just doing... Johnny Carson Milton Berle