Comedian Quotes and aphorisms about themselves George Carlin Dave Chappelle Steve Martin Jackie Mason Larry the Cable Guy Mae Martin Vicki Lawrence Dave Chappelle ,, Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebr... Mel Brooks P. J. O'Rourke ,, Upbeat is for people who want to feel good about their cause: the reformers, the progressives, the ...