Comedian Quotes and aphorisms about whether Steven Wright Dave Chappelle Jerry Seinfeld ,, For me, it's a purity thing about the joke itself. It's a test of a joke whether or not you do it c... Steve Martin ,, I don't think anyone is ever writing so that you can throw it away. You're always writing it to be ... Steve Martin ,, No matter how many times people say it - 'Oh, I'm just writing this for myself' 'Oh, I'm just doing... Rita Rudner Bob Newhart ,, With the stand-up comic on TV, whether it's Seinfeld or Cosby or Roseanne, more important than thei... Abbi Jacobson Barry Humphries Dan Aykroyd