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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is
A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is
A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is
A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is
A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is
A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is
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