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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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