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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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