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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
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