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It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
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