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• Mae West:

  I speak two languages, Body and English.

• Mae West:

  A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

• Mae West:

  Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

• Mae West:

  When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

• Mae West:

  I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

• Mae West:

  Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

• Mae West:

  Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

• Mae West:

  Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

• Mae West:

  Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

• Mae West:

  A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.