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Joan Rivers
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Joan Rivers:
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
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Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Joan Rivers:
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up m
Joan Rivers:
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
Joan Rivers:
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
Joan Rivers:
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers:
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleve
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Joan Rivers:
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
Joan Rivers:
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
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Joan Rivers:
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.Joan Rivers:
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.Joan Rivers:
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up mJoan Rivers:
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.Joan Rivers:
Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.Joan Rivers:
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.Joan Rivers:
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleveJoan Rivers:
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.Joan Rivers:
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.Joan Rivers:
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.