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Groucho Marx:
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Groucho Marx:
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
Groucho Marx:
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
Groucho Marx:
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx:
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx:
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Groucho Marx:
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx:
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho Marx:
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Groucho Marx:
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
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Groucho Marx:
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?Groucho Marx:
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.Groucho Marx:
I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.Groucho Marx:
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.Groucho Marx:
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.Groucho Marx:
Go, and never darken my towels again.Groucho Marx:
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.Groucho Marx:
All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.Groucho Marx:
I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.Groucho Marx:
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.