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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
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