To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know exactly. I wrote every note, and I know exactly where everything is.

Steven Wright
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To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost
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To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost
To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost
To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost
To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost
To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost
To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost
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