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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
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