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When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15
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When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15
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